today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
Jessica, 18, Australia.
General geek and aspiring actor.
Used to be raiseitupmymastersarse. Drop me a line. Or your pants.... Please don't drop your pants.
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
did you go to ouran highschool
I was born at an incredibly young age
if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
NO DONT DO THAT
THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
THE FORESHADOWING OMG